On opening Monica’s e-mail, the first thing we found was one from the accountant telling us that Paul and his accountant were disputing some issues. To us, it looked like there “was trouble ahead”. Something we really thought had been put behind us last Friday! While responding to that e-mail, one arrived from the lawyer; “Paul wants to close today. Please call me ASAP!” Okay, so now we are totally confused by these apparently contradictory e-mails, but we had brought a cell phone with us ”just in case”. Problem is that apparently St Bart’s is the only island in the Caribbean with a cell system that is incompatible with most of North America! No signal! Guess we have to go ashore. Unfortunately St Bart’s is a “tender” port (no dock), so “ashore” is a 20 minute boat ride away! After finally getting into town and searching high and low for a phone, we made the call and were advised that all was well and the closing of the deal was set for that afternoon. After a brief stroll around town, we headed back to the ship and spent a rather relaxing afternoon by the pool with our new friends Larry and Mary. All the while wondering what was happening back home!
Our dinner reservation at Stars, the jazz supper club, was at 9:15, so after a very late lunch we headed back to the cabin, opened up e-mail and found “Promark - Closed” in the subject line of the e-mail from our lawyer. We think the huge sighs of relief actually generated a wind warning in the harbour at St Bart’s!!!!!!!!! Needless to say, the celebration of Monica’s birthday started right there and then!!!!!!!!
We returned to our cabin after dinner to find Evelyn, our Butler, had decorated it with balloons, a birthday cake and cards from herself and the Captain wishing Monica a Happy Birthday. Seems like everyone wanted to start the celebration early!
Saturday morning in St John’s, Antigua. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONICA!!!!!!!!!
Monica’s day started with a bang! (No, not that! Get your minds out of the gutter!) When we first met Hyperion Knight (at dinner on Monday) and he found out Monica played, he offered to give her a private lesson. When we bumped into him at dinner Friday evening he reminded her of his promise, so Monica’s birthday started with a private lesson from an international concert pianist! On a baby grand piano, no less! How does one top that?? One doesn’t, so the rest of the day was spent lazing about the ship and spending two hours in the whirlpool chatting with Larry the Lecturer and solving all the problems of the cruise industry in particular (he used to be a Cruise Director) and the world in general.
Monica’s birthday dinner was in the French restaurant, where they serve a different themed “Table D’Hotel” meal every evening, that is, a complete six-course meal, from appetizers to dessert, with no ordering required. Monica decided to pass on the six matching wines!!!! The tables were situated fairly close together and we were beside an older couple from the Ft Lauderdale area. You can’t help but chat in that situation and it came out that the husband was a real “(well-done) meat and potatoes” man who was not a fan of anything exotic. The theme for dinner was “The Best of Burgundy” and included veal tartar, which is minced raw veal, escargot in mushroom caps and VERY rare filet. The conversation went something like this:
(The veal)
What is this?
It’s veal.
But what is it?
Just eat it dear.
Why was it served cold?
It was raw, dear.
(Silence)
(The escargot)
What is this?
It’s mushrooms.
Yes, but what’s in the mushrooms?
Butter. Just eat it dear.
What did I just eat?
Snails, dear.
(Silence)
(With the VERY RARE beef)
What is this, ham????????
Actually he was pretty good-natured about it all and we had a very pleasant evening. By the way, he DID eat everything on each of his various plates, including dessert. Here's what that looked like:
We finished dinner just in time to get to the theatre for Hyperion’s second and last show, which was great - and even better since Monica could see how he incorporates the tips he gave her in his playing. We ended up with two of his CDs, both autographed.
All in all, a pleasant day made better by the Birthday e-mails from home - even the ones that included the pictures of the snow in Burlington and descriptions of the weather up north. Huntsville even made ‘The Canadian’, the shipboard news sheet, talking about the amount of snow and the dangerous driving conditions. Amazing how much warmer the weather felt knowing it was cold and windy back home!!!